"Sometimes, you wake up one day, and out of nowhere they just chase you, and you get away until you just can't run anymore, and you have to fight back, even if it isn't your average thing."
―PuffPuff to his friends[src]

PuffPuff Humbert is one of the main protagonists along with Lance Patrick, Rob Broflovski, and Zowie Hosker.


Early life

First Earth-Goa'uld War

Anubis Offensive

Ori Crusade


Second Earth-Goa'uld War

Unicron's Quest


Catch Phrases and Mannerisms

Puffs often-used catchphrase during the early seasons was "Dude, this is pretty screwed up right here,". In recent episodes however this catchphrase faded.

In many episodes, Puff sums up the episode's main points in a small speech that often begins with, "You know, I learned something today." However, it is more common for Kyle to do it, and a few other characters such as Rob and the Mayor Bradby have as well. Puff is often shown with his hands in his coat pockets as he walks, or when in deep thought.

In the later episodes, Puff also has a habit of pinching the bridge of his (unseen) nose and shutting his eyes tightly when frustrated or exasperated, saying phrases such as "Oh no." A good example of this is in "Manbearpig" where he does this motion when on the phone with Al Gore. Another example is in "With Apologies to Jesse Jackson", when he does it all the way home from the set of Wheel of Fortune. His mother is also seen doing the motion in that scene. He also does it the whole time when the reporter is talking to David in "Goobacks". The gesture seems to be a learned habit developed by his constant frustration with his parents. Kyle also has a mannerism like this, often closing his eyes when stressed. This isn't uncommon with Puff and Lance, often throughout the series being criticized as having the same personality.

Stan often groans, "Aw-awww!" when he's upset or in disbelief, which seems to be an inherited habit; his father does this sometimes as well.

If he agrees with someone or is unsure of something, he will often state "sure" or "yeah" in a very dull, unimpressed manner. Whenever he gets mad, frustrated, or gets dragged into something, he often says "Goddamnit!", not to be confused with Rob's catchphrase, "Aw! God-damn it!" Often in school, he'll say "Oooooh....." with a slightly higher pitched tone than his normal voice. He will often express shock with "Jesus Christ!" This is evident in "Horrid Insect" and "About Last Night...".

Criminal Record


Grounded Moments


Heroic Moments

Superhero Alter-Ego




Lance Patrick

Rob Broflovski

Zowie Hosker

Clyde Donovan

Melvin Sneedly

Rebecca Cotswolds


Video Games (Non-Canon)

The Jumping Ground

The Jumping Ground: Road Rage

The Jumping Ground: Hit and Run

"The Jumping Ground Game" trilogy

The Jumping Ground: The Quest for Crap

The Jumping Ground: Road Rage Refuelled


Archen | Attractor | Boomer | Bouncer | Clyde Donovan | Colin and Felix | Daryl Johns | Dino-Rang | Doghan Daugis | Douglas Alexander | Drill Sergeant | Hellucard | Harold J. Paxton | Ignitor | Jenny Simon | Jet-Vac | Jimmy Swanson | Kindergartners | Lance Patrick | Lucy Powell | Luis Fernando Lopez | Masami Yashida | Melvin Sneedly | Mikhail Kabal | Mitch Conner | Paul Callaghan | Pop Fizz | PuffPuff Humbert | Rob Broflovski | Scott Malkinson | Shroom Boom | Skipper | Spike Wackowski | Stephen Crabb | Sussie | Timmy Burch | Toad Sanderson | Tobias Wilson | Tweek Tweak | Vision | Wind-Up | Zook | Zowie Hosker
Italic denotes deceased character.

See also:
List of Female 4th Graders | List of Male 4th Graders | Portal:Characters